Wednesday, September 12, 2012

What It's Like to Be Married to a Comedian

This post doesn’t really have to do with IVF, so sorry.  Todd makes me laugh on a regular basis, and I’m always thinking that I wish I had a way to remember at least some of the things he says or does that make my day.  Well, now I can share with you all and keep from forgetting.  Plus, these are the types of comments that I can read day after day and still smile about.  I love my hubby!

Missing LB’s Awesome Whistle
(For the record, I stink at whistling, but it doesn’t keep me from practicing.  I think it drives Todd almost as crazy as when I dance or sing in public.)

Todd:  So I just heard someone behind me trying to whistle to get someone's attention.  Sounded just like your attempt to whistle, same airey three tone sound.  Not realizing we are 2000 miles apart, I whipped my head around thinking I would see you there trying to get my attention.  To my disappointment, it was a 4 foot tall Arabian man with a beard so long it covered his junk.  So.... You have the same whistle as the Arab Santa!!

Laura:  You made my day!!

Todd:  Good!  Isn't it fun being us!!

It sure is, honey.  I love being married to you!!

Todd’s Conditioner Bottle Malfunction
(Todd travels a lot…and I mean a lot!  This was bound to happen to him.  Oh, and we’re absolutely obsessed with “Friends”.  That’s where the quotes come from.  This entire excerpt was texted to me from him…not by memory, but he would have gotten it pretty close.)

Just go to hotel, was going through my usual, set out suitcase rack, put suitcase on rack, unzip, take dop kit to bathroom, unpack kit……..
Ross: (gasps) OH NO!
Rachel: What? What is it?
Ross: Oh, major shampoo explosion!
Rachel: Uh, look Ross, this really isn't easy.
Ross: Oh, it's all over everything. Why? Why me? (looks up)
Rachel: Because you took three hundred bottles of shampoo?
Ross: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. You were saying?
Rachel: Well, yeah... Okay, look it's about me and...
Ross: Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?
Rachel: Wow! Well, clearly this is not a good time.
Ross: Duh, you think?
It was the kind where you unpack and wipe off EVERYTHING.  Then turn kit inside out and wash in tub

He even sent a picture.  Hilarious!

1 comment:

  1. I think it would be fun "being Laura and Todd." I'm glad you make each other laugh.